Monday

In my efforts to stay awake:

I have
a) checked every email address I have
b) chatted with my coworkers
c) walked around the office
d) pretended to check my voicemail messages
e) drank a bottle of fruit punch

But none of these things works as well as blogging.

So it's a new week and I'm blogging way earlier than I usually do on Monday*. I'm falling asleep way earlier than usual. In fact I'm not sure if I'm actually awake or if I have just devised a way of sleep-working.

The weekend was pretty relaxed. Went shopping and got new metal on Friday (orbital now complete, bottom navel now annoying me with its sometimes hurts, sometimes not attitude**), Dad's birthday on Saturday (which was more like clean all day), and then off to Dan's Sunday (which really just consisted of laying in bed all day). All in all, not a bad weekend. Aside from the fact that I did NO school work at all. Seriously, I gotta get shit done. I really hate being stressed out about getting essays done. I'm never as articulate when I'm stressed about my assignments.

Now I know you're all yelling "stop procrastinating and you won't have to worry about them the week they are due!" (all but the Jenn, who understands). No see, for all of those who thought that: yes you are very right. I will stop procrastinating tomorrow.

And for those of you who got that last comment: well done.

Moving on.

In other news today, there is a random dog running around the office. I believe it belongs to the head of accounting (the guy who cuts my cheque. I love him every other Friday). It's a friendly dog and licked my hand this morning, however it is kind of weird having a dog run around. Chocolate lab is my guess but that detail is still unconfirmed. Also unconfirmed is the sex of the dog, however the purple scarf and the frequent "what a good girl" I hear around the office allows me to infer said animal is female. More details to follow.

Number of times I have crashed the database program thus far: 3***

I fear this post is too long and everyone has stopped reading by now. Because of this fear I shall end this post now, 3 hours after it was started. If I get bored later (I forgot my cell at home, no work texting), I might enter more.

Until then,
Bored at work,
Dawnie

*This post was started at 11.00
**Pictures of all the piercings coming soon
***1:30