Ok so I know being preggers is supposed to be the greatest experience in your life blah blah blah. I get that. But it gets to be annoying when that's all you hear. I work with a pregnant woman who is, you guessed it, soon to be a first-time mom. That's great! Congrats! I don't want to hear about it anymore. It is getting a little tired. Ugh.
Dear preggers lady,
You remind me of all that I don't want to be. Stop talking about your amazing experience within earshot of me and please, once the kid is born, don't fuck it up too much.
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